http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com cc. roman david mmviii Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:19:09 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en ISTRT, night number one. THE WANKYS DETHSCALATOR MOB RULES NEW CROSS INN, LONDON SE14 MONDAY 3RD NOVEMBER 2008 Oh wait, it happened. CHEERS to everyone who came. JEERS to everyone who didn't; you'll have plenty of chance ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/11/09/come/ Can a review of Nail The Cross be done in three hundred words? We report, you decide. I had my reservations about this event but they were generally washed away with good times and off licensing. Music with guitars! These New Puritans are no longer staid, and fronted by Bizarro Simon ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/09/29/nail-the-cross-review-diary-of-a-rural-warrior/ So, the day of reckoning has arrived for this celebration of okay bands and shitloads of dubstep: Nail The Cross started about an hour ago and I should really go up and enjoy the parade of Shoreditchers and promoters throwing money away in the name of making SE14 look special. Not ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/09/27/not-brought-to-you-by-unibond/ Things I need to do before I feel like blogging again. Move into my house properly. No food, no clean clothes, only two Alan Partridge DVDs and somehow my new room is a mess. Purchase a camera, or perhaps just several Tesco Value disposable things because inferiority is ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/09/26/hello-bastards/ As you can see, I still have time on my hands. Me and my friend Marcus are back armed with alcohol and beers and musics. Ninety or so minutes, probably offensive to somebody and so forth. Be sure to listen out for the lineup for my upcoming New Cross Inn ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/09/09/istrt-podcast-3/ CAREER SUICIDE + GEOFFREY OI!COTT + BIG DIFFERENCE + COP OUT The Casbah, Sheffield Wednesday 6th August 2008, 8:00pm The perils of musical polygamy: Jonah Falco splits his days between two of Toronto's brightest bands - as the drummer from Fucked Up, but also as one quarter of Career Suicide, who because the ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/08/09/this-ones-a-reet-yorkshire-ripper/ This is a bit of a cop out, to be honest - this one is lacking in banter entirely. Instead, have a mixtape that illustrates the kind of material that has soundtracked my gradual and inevitable decline. You could probably stick it on an actual cassette; it'd be nice to ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/08/02/istrt-podcast-2/ Two French exchange students found dead after a fire in south-east London were the victims of a ''frenzied, horrible and horrific attack'' having been bound and stabbed repeatedly in the head, neck and torso before the house was set alight. Laurent Bonomo, of Velaux, and Gabriel Ferez, ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/07/03/why-you-could-wake-up-dead-tomorrow/ Here we go. If you had the misfortune to listen to any of my shows on Wired (Goldsmiths' radio station of sorts), then you'll know that I'm more suited with a keyboard than with my own voice. Nevertheless, thanks to a few hours of GarageBand tomfoolery and several cans of ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/07/01/istrt-podcast1/ HEALTH + BUTTONHEAD + GENTLE FRIENDLY WHITE HEAT vs. NO PAIN IN POP Madame JoJo's, Brewer Street, W1 Tuesday 10th June, 8:00pm Hey, I should talk about music while I've got the energy to type constructive things instead of googling lyrics that could be used in foreign court cases, soooo here's some more visual ... http://www.ishooktheroyalthrone.com/2008/06/27/hearts/